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02 November 2009 @ 01:52 am
Let the Porn Battle begin!  
Sorry this took so long, but there were more responses than I expected (which isn't a bad thing)! Thank you so much for participating and pimping.

1. Pick a prompt and write the porniest thing you can based on it. With plot, PWP, angst...whatever you wish!
2. Post it as a comment to this page. Fics can be as long or as short as you want, but in order to fit in a comment, they must be under 4,300 characters. If it is longer, please provide a link. Do this as many times as you want...the more the better.
3. Please put the title in the subject line of all entries. Format should be title, fandom, pairing, prompt [ex: On The Sly, Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, love]. For untitled fics, use this format: Untitled, RPF, Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer, my machine.
4. Feel free to post your work elsewhere, just make sure you link back to this post.
5. Write as much as your heart desires, but please only have one fic per post.
6. Post only submissions to the porn battle as a comment to this post. Please feedback, but when you do, make sure you reply to the fic, not this main post. For questions, comment here.
7. If someone has already used the prompt you wanted to use, don't worry. This is for the purpose of getting as much new fic out there as possible, so duplicate entries per prompt is okay.
8. The battle closes November 11, 11:59 PM [EST].



90210, Silver/Naomi, series 1 hate sex

90210, Kelly/Naomi, kiss lesson

9 to 5

9 to 5, Doralee/Judy, country songs
9 to 5, Doralee/Judy, I share trivia when I'm nervous

9 to 5, Doralee/Judy/Violet, personal affects
9 to 5, Doralee/Judy/Violet, one man woman
9 to 5, Doralee/Judy/Violet, coffee
9 to 5, Doralee/Judy/Violet, Christmas

9 to 5, Doralee/Violet, banging the boss
9 to 5, Doralee/Violet, mistress

9 to 5, Judy/Violet, I didn't cry this time
9 to 5, Judy/Violet, life without Dick

28 Days Later

28 Weeks Later, Tammy/Scarlet, What comes after is hard

30 Rock

30 Rock, Liz/Gretchen, 10 years later

30 Rock, Liz/Gretchen, Beginners Luck

30 Rock, Liz/Jenna, porn
30 Rock, Liz/Jenna, travel
30 Rock, Liz/Jenna, Keeping the star happy

Across the Universe

Across the Universe, Lucy/Prudence, sunshine

All My Children

All My Children, Bianca/Maggie, boathouse


Alias, Lauren/Sydney, despair
Alias, Lauren/Sydney, lockdown
Alias, Lauren/Sydney, bondage


Aliens, Ripley/Call, Broken

Aliens, Ripley Call, More Human than Human


Angel, Darla/Drusilla, quiet time
Angel, Darla/Drusilla, midnight
Angel, Darla/Drusilla, petals

Angel, Fred/Lilah, "if only Wesley knew"

Angel, Ilyriah/Lilah, blue

Angels in America

Angels in America, Hanna/Harper, firsts

Angels in America, Hanna/Harper, taking care

Arrested Development

Arrested Development, Lindsay/other, that one time in college
Arrested Development, Lindsay/other, scotch, lots of scotch

Babylon 5

Babylon 5, Susan/Talia, journey

Bad Girls

Bad Girls, Frances/Natalie, Naughty girls do it better
Bad Girls, Frances/Natalie, Changing sides?
Bad Girls, Frances/Natalie, Using her womanly wiles

Bad Girls, Karen/Yvonne, Hard on the outside

Bad Girls, Natalie/Pat, Dub,con

Bad Girls, Pat/Lou, Inside the office
Bad Girls, Pat/Lou, Inside the cell
Bad Girls, Pat/Lou, Feisty


Batman (nolanverse), Catwoman/Poison Ivy, lace & leather

Batman (nolanverse), Poison Ivy/Harley Quinn, vines

Battlestar Galactica

Battlestar Galactica, Caprica/Laura, don't call me that

Battlestar Galactica, Caprica/D'Anna, Forget Gaius

Battlestar Galactica, Cally/Dee, giggles
Battlestar Galactica, Cally/Dee, a thing for jumpsuits

Battlestar Galactica, Cally/Kara, dirt
Battlestar Galactica, Cally/Kara, instruction

Battlestar Galactica, D'Anna/Gina, Lost girl

Battlestar Galactica, D'Anna/Helena, Something kind of...sweet

Battlestar Galactica, D'Anna/Helena, Bleeding love

Battlestar Galactica, D'Anna/Laura, metal
Battlestar Galactica, D'Anna/Laura, human
Battlestar Galactica, D'Anna/Laura, making the best of it
Battlestar Galactica, D'Anna/Laura, resurrection

Battlestar Galactica, D'Anna/Laura, safe in her arms
Battlestar Galactica, D'Anna/Laura, interrogation
Battlestar Galactica, D'Anna/Laura, questions
Battlestar Galactica, D'Anna/Laura, fight

Battlestar Galactica, D'Anna/Laura, interrogation
Battlestar Galactica, D'Anna/Laura, questions
Battlestar Galactica, D'Anna/Laura, fight

Battlestar Galactica, Dee/Kara, new to Galactica
Battlestar Galactica, Dee/Kara, coffee break

Battlestar Galactica, Dee/Kara, soap bubbles

Battlestar Galactica, Dee/Laura, belief
Battlestar Galactica, Dee/Laura, assistance
Battlestar Galactica, Dee/Laura, connection

Battlestar Galactica, Dee/Six, trick of the light

Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Kara, so wrong
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Kara, too much fun

Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Laura, "you're the fifth?"
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Laura, cold
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Laura, denial
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Laura, you need to relax
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Laura, absinthe
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Laura, something in common
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Laura, might as well
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Laura, second best
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Laura, quiet
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Laura, giggles
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Laura, Caprica City
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Laura, comfort
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Laura, blonde's have more fun
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Laura, fair share

Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Roslin, wicked
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Roslin, thrash
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Roslin, BDSM

Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Six (Caprica), mine,
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Six (Caprica), competition
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Six (Caprica), sharing

Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Tory, memory
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Tory, disgust
Battlestar Galactica, Ellen/Tory, hiding

Battlestar Galactica, Gina/Helena, Before the storm

Battlestar Galactica, Helena/Kendra, Admiral's pet

Battlestar Galactica, Helena/Laura, Seeing beyond the barriers of her strength

Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Kat, mystery
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Kat, "still 'God' to you"
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Kat, control

Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Kat, fight
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Kat, lesson
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Kat, best

Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Kat, the cockpit

Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Kendra, no submission
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Kendra, buttons

Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Laura, Kobol
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Laura, battle of wills
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Laura, uniform
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Laura, sweat
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Laura, running
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Laura, sky
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Laura, belief
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Laura, running
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Laura, ambrosia
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Laura, something has got to give
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Laura, hopeless

Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Sharon (Athena), we used to be friends
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Sharon (Athena), comfort
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Sharon (Athena), shut up
Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Sharon (Athena), trust

Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Six, so hardcore

Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Head!Six, better angel than you

Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Cain, control
Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Cain, negotiations
Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Cain, best safety lies in fear
Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Cain, first war
Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Cain, soapbox
Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Cain, heaven

Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Cain, I tried to have you killed

Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Six (Natalie), bossy
Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Six (Natalie), understanding
Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Six (Natalie), leaders
Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Six (Natalie), pretend

Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Tory, approval
Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Tory, anything else I can help you with?
Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Tory, smile
Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Tory, guide

Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Tory, Schoolgirl kink
Battlestar Galactica, Laura/Tory, Against a desk?

Battlestar Galactica, Natalie/Starbuck or Natalie/Caprica Six, Sixes step up when no one else will

Battlestar Galactica, Roslin/Tory, vacuum

Battlestar Galactica, Sharon (Boomer)/Six (Caprica), new beginnings
Battlestar Galactica, Sharon (Boomer)/Six (Caprica), past
Battlestar Galactica, Sharon (Boomer)/Six (Caprica), not what I expected

Battlestar Galactica, Six/Three, soft
Battlestar Galactica, Six/Three, resurrection

Battlestar Galactica, Six/Three, follow me

Bend It Like Beckham

Bend it like Beckham, Jess/Jules, wine
Bend it like Beckham, Jess/Jules, sweat
Bend it like Beckham, Jess/Jules, tank top

Big Love

Big Love, Barb/Margene, shoulder to cry on
Big Love, Barb/Margene, Comfort
Big Love, Barb/Margene, I Can't be in this Marriage Without You
Big Love, Barb/Margene, Role Reversal
Big Love, Barb/Margene, Secrets

Big Love, Barb/Nikki, high maintenance

Big Love, Kathy/Wanda, first wife

Big love, Margene/Nikki, simple pleasures
Big Love, Margene/Nikki, hair pulling
Big Love, Margene/Nikki, Late
Big Love, Margene/Nikki, Diary

Big Love, Margene/Sarah, pillow fight

Birds of Prey

Birds of Prey, Barbara/Helena, finally
Birds of Prey, Barbara/Helena, upper body strength


Blindness, Doctor's Wife/Woman with Dark Glasses, seeing her


Bones, Angela/Cam, after hours
Bones, Angela/Cam, girl talk
Bones, Angela/Cam, celibacy
Bones, Angela/Cam, secrets

Bones, Angela/Temperance, still life
Bones, Angela/Temperance, sometimes you just need a release
Bones, Angela/Temperance, wait

Bones, Cam/Temperance, dominance
Bones, Cam/Temperance, curiosity

Bring It On

Bring it on, Missy/Torrance, rebellion
Bring it on, Missy/Torrance, liquid

Bring It On, Missy/Isis, caught

Bring It On, Missy/Isis, lust at first sight

Bring It On, Missy/Isis, How else would you explain how she knows their cheers so well?
Bring It On, Missy/Isis, The Torros lost the competition and Missy lost a bet now Isis has come to collect her winnings

Bring It On, Torrence/Isis, frenemy

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Anya/Halfrek, time

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Anya/Tara, betrayal

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Anya/Willow, favors

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy/Dawn, teasing

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy/Faith, taking charge
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy/Faith, this wasn't about love, it was about getting off pure and simple
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy/Faith, teamwork
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy/Faith, tired
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy/Faith, years later
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy/Faith, sparring

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy/Willow, need

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Kennedy, horny slayers

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Tara, Bite marks
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Tara, Leather
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Tara, sisters
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Tara, dark and light
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Tara, what the fuck
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Tara, serious relationship
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Tara, blonds do it better
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Tara, brunettes do it better
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Tara, strap on
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/Tara, who knew it took a soft hand to tame a slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Rona/Vi, fear

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Willow/Cordelia, afterschool

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Willow/Faith, red
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Willow/Faith, first kiss and...other things

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Willow/Kennedy, clues

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Willow/Tara, voices

Buffy s8 comics , Satsu/Kennedy, surprise


Charmed, Billie/Paige, lessons

Charmed, Prue/Phoebe, rebel

Charmed, Prue/Piper, sleepless

The Closer

The Closer, Brenda/Irene, boss
The Closer, Brenda/Irene, late night at the office
The Closer, Brenda/Irene, confused

The Closer, Brenda/Sharon Raydor, glasses
The Closer, Brenda/sharon Raydor, stretch
The Closer, Brenda/sharon Raydor, investigate

The Closer, Brenda/Sharon Raydor, two halves
The Closer, Brenda/Sharon Raydor, investigation
The Closer, Brenda/Sharon Raydor, lets start over
The Closer, Brenda/Sharon Raydor, I don't like you

Criminal Minds

Criminal Minds, Emily/JJ, Control
Criminal Minds, Emily/JJ, Teen
Criminal Minds, Emily/JJ, Hope

Criminal minds, Emily/JJ, striptease

Criminal Minds, Emily/JJ, Cravings
Criminal Minds, Emily/JJ, Mile High

Criminal Minds, Emily/JJ, handcuffs
Criminal Minds, Emily/JJ, hotel room
Criminal Minds, Emily/JJ, striptease
Criminal Minds, Emily/JJ, strauss' desk
Criminal Minds, Emily/JJ, trust

Criminal Minds, Emily/Jordan, ice cubes
Criminal Minds, Emily/Jordan, home for the holidays
Criminal Minds, Emily/Jordan, AU
Criminal Minds, Emily/Jordan, surveillance cam

Criminal minds, JJ/Garcia, Rebound

Criminal Minds, Prentiss/Strauss, you owe me
Criminal Minds, Prentiss/Strauss, not ready
Criminal Minds, Prentiss/Strauss, how do you do it?
Criminal Minds, Prentiss/Strauss, back off


CSI: Miami, Calleigh/Natalia, beach
CSI: Miami, Calleigh/Natalia, rough

CSI, Cath/Lady Heather/Riley/Sara/Sofia, fivesome/orgy, taking control

CSI, Cath/Riley, handcuffs

CSI, Cath/Sara/Sofia, threesome, mirrors

CSI, Lady Heather/Riley, breaking in the newbie

CSI, Sara/Sofia, stripping


Damages, Ellen/Patty, strap-on(Ellen wearing it)
Damages, Ellen/Patty, stuck together
Damages, Ellen/Patty, "do you regret what we did?"
Damages, Ellen/Patty, cross,examination
Damages, Ellen/Patty, gun
Damages, Ellen/Patty, can't stay away


Daria, Daria/Jane, no one knows they are more than best friends

Daria, Daria/Quinn, "The cost of this favor is chores for a month and a kiss," She never expected her to do it,

Daria, Quinn/Sandy, "You didn't need to blackmail me,"

Dark Angel

Dark Angel, Original Cindy/Asha, jeans

Days of Our Lives

Days Of Our Lives, Sami/Nicole, Lies


DCU, Cassie (Wondergirl)/Kara (Supergirl), flying

Dead Like Me

Dead Like Me, Daisy/George, Bondage
Dead Like Me, Daisy/George, Pain


Deadwood, Calamity Jane/Joanie, riding bareback


D.E.B.S., Amy/Lucy, crayon
D.E.B.S., Amy/Lucy, safe
D.E.B.S., Amy/Lucy, siesta
D.E.B.S., Amy/Lucy, gunplay
D.E.B.S., Amy/Lucy, roleplay

Defying Gravity

Defying Gravity, Paula/Zoe, loss of gravitation
Defying Gravity, Paula/Zoe, experiments


Degrassi, Alex/Paige, Inevitable,
Degrassi, Alex/Paige, Affairs,

Degrassi, Alex/Paige, cute

Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives, Bree/Angie, guns

Desperate Housewives, Bree/Katherine, cake
Desperate Housewives, Bree/Katherine, kitchen
Desperate Housewives, Bree/Katherine, silver polish
Desperate Housewives, Bree/Katherine, stocking feet
Desperate Housewives, Bree/Katherine, batter
Desperate Housewives, Bree/Katherine, perfection
Desperate Housewives, Bree/Katherine, Karl isn't the first time Bree has cheated on Orson
Desperate Housewives, Bree/Katherine, more than one way to mend a broken heart
Desperate Housewives, Bree/Katherine, rock bottom
Desperate Housewives, Bree/Katherine, needs
Desperate Housewives, Bree/Katherine, Affair
Desperate Housewives, Bree/Katherine, Insecure
Desperate Housewives, Bree/Katherine, I Hate You
Desperate Housewives, Bree/Katherine, Shower

Desperate Housewives, Bree/Lynette, "I miss the old us,"

Desperate Housewives, Edie/Susan, drinking together through the years

Desperate Housewives, Edie/Susan, resurrection
Desperate Housewives, Edie/Susan, hairspray

Desperate Housewives, Katherine/Susan, why can't we be friends
Desperate Housewives, Katherine/Susan, have your cake and eat it too

The Devil Wears Prada

The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Caroline, surrogate

The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily, wrong
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily, faker
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily, challenger
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily, packing (yes that kind ;)...bonus points if its at Runway)
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily, More then just friends.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily, Christmas Eve.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily, First time.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily, Strap-ons.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily, In Miranda's office.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily, Obsession.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily, Strawberries.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily, Oral.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily, Insecurity.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily, queen bee
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily, wanted

The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily/Miranda, "Emily!"

The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily/Miranda/Serena, swinging

The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Emily/Serena, Andy doesn't know how she's ended like this.

The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, corset
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, stocking-cuban-heeled
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, well-dressed
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, deportment
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, model,
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, lingerie
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Barbie doll
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, makeover
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, AU
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, different choices
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, passing the torch
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, "The New Andy"
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, the right bra
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, entrapment
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, dominance
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, costume
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, bound
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, prada
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, elevators
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, burnt
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, the santa anas
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, angry sex!
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, New Years Eve.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Halloween.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, In the Runway closet.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Whipped Cream.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Spa.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, First time.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Andy's gambling problem.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Marriage.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Honeymoon.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, In the towncar.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Drunk together.
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, waking up in vegas
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, hot steam
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, ego boost
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, anti-fur
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, negotiations
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, domesticity
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, 69
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, tongue ring
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, public sex
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, butch/femme
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, porn
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, fisting
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, have character use the line, "Hey, 'strap-on' backwards is 'no- parts'!
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Silence
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Sound
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Swelling
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Sitar
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, prompt = Emily
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Sleep
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Red
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Greasy Chinese Food
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, Coffee, Slushies, Altoids
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, negligee
The Devil Wears Prada, Andy/Miranda, costumes

The Devil Wears Prada, Emily/Miranda, proper
The Devil Wears Prada, Emily/Miranda, "I love my job."
The Devil Wears Prada, Emily/Miranda, second best

The Devil Wears Prada, Emily/Serena, Paris
The Devil Wears Prada, Emily/Serena, contact lenses
The Devil Wears Prada, Emily/Serena, new glasses
The Devil Wears Prada, Emily/Serena,"This is better than Paris"


Dexter, Debra/Rita, pain pills

Doctor Who

Doctor Who, Christina de Souza/Jenny, time

Doctor Who, Donna/Martha, most awesome
Doctor Who, Donna/Martha, playing doctor
Doctor Who, Donna/Martha, aliens
Doctor Who, Donna/Martha, hot and bothered
Doctor Who, Donna/Martha, getting caught by the Doctor

Doctor Who, Donna/Martha/Rose, companions
Doctor Who, Donna/Martha/Rose, something in common

Doctor Who, Donna/Rose, no chance
Doctor Who, Donna/Rose, better
Doctor Who, Donna/Rose, looking glass
Doctor Who, Donna/Rose, bloody martian boy

Doctor Who, Martha/Rose, holidays on Skaro

Doctor Who, Rose/Sarah Jane, South of Nowhereic lipstick
Doctor Who, Rose/Sarah Jane, nothing like him/her

Doctor Who, Martha/girl!Ten, something new


Dollhouse, Adelle/Caroline, hatesex

Dollhouse, Adelle/Claire, appearances
Dollhouse, Adelle/Claire, exam
Dollhouse, Adelle/Claire, thin line
Dollhouse, Adelle/Claire, drunk
Dollhouse, Adelle/Claire, Sorry is not enough

Dollhouse, Adelle/Crystal!Whiskey, dirty little secret

Dollhouse, Adelle/Echo, after Victor
Dollhouse, Adelle/Echo, the real thing

Dollhouse, Adelle/Ivy, nylons
Dollhouse, Adelle/Ivy, temporary insanity

Dollhouse, Claire/Echo, bitch
Dollhouse, Claire/Echo, dream

Dollhouse, Claire/Ivy, "Fix me,"
Dollhouse, Claire/Ivy, creep

Dollhouse, Echo/Sierra, blindfolds & bondage

Dollhouse, Echo/Whiskey, not just for show

Dollhouse, Ivy/2x01!Sierra, Ivy has to wonder if Topher is messing with her

Dollhouse, bounty hunters!Sierra/November, when all else fails

Dollhouse, Jordan!Echo/Rayna Russell, drunk


Doubt, Sister Aloysius/Sister James, radio


Eastwick, Joanna/Kat, electricity

Eastwick, Joanna/Kat/Roxanne, fountain
Eastwick, Joanna/Kat/Roxanne, witching hour
Eastwick, Joanna/Kat/Roxanne, she held me spell bound in the night
Eastwick, Joanna/Kat/Roxanne, I put a spell on you

Eastwick, Joanna/Roxanne, investigative reporter

Eastwick, Kat/Roxanne, visions


Enchanted, Giselle/Queen Narissa, back to the real world


ER, Maggie/Randi, hot dogs

Facts of Life

Facts of Life, Blair/Jo, home alone
Facts of Life, Blair/Jo, something new
Facts of Life, Blair/Jo, Sharing a Bed
Facts of Life, Blair/Jo, That debutante wannabe was paying too much attention to her Jo

Final Fantasy

Final Fantasy X-2, Paine/Rikku, sparring

Final Fantasy X-2, Rikku/Yuna, comfort

Final Fantasy XII, Ashe/Penelo, soft

Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Ashe, hunger

Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Penelo, life lessons


Fingersmith, Sue/Maud, smile


Firefly/Serenity, Inara/Kaylee, cushions
Firefly/Serenity, Inara/Kaylee, pretty dresses
Firefly, Inara/Kaylee, fancy
Firefly, Inara/Kaylee, strap-on
Firefly, Inara/Kaylee, dirty
Firefly, Inara/Kaylee, stroke
Firefly, Inara/Kaylee, fascination

Firefly, Inara/Nandi, history

Firefly, Inara/Saffron, trade secrets
Firefly, Inara/Saffron, tricks
Firefly, Inara/Saffron, sumptuous

Firefly, Inara/Zoe, don't jump

Firefly, Inara/Zoe, best,kept secrets

Firefly, Kaylee/Nandi, curiosity

Firefly/Serenity, Kaylee/River, engine room
Firefly/Serenity, Kaylee/River, stars
Firefly/Serenity, Kaylee/River, mechanical help

Firefly, Kaylee/River, shiny

Firefly, Kaylee/River, hope

Firefly, Kaylee/Zoe, clockwork

Flash Foward

Flash Foward, Janis/Maya, “So, no collaring bad guys… do you at least have handcuffs?”

Flash Forward, Olivia/Janis, denial

Freaks & Geeks

Freaks & Geeks, Kim/Linday, first time
Freaks & Geeks, Kim/Lindsay, together

Friday Night Lights

Friday Night Lights, Lyla/Tyra, Applebee's
Friday Night Lights, Lyla/Tyra, Princess

Fried Green Tomatoes

Fried Green Tomatoes, Idgie/Ruth, another use for honey
Fried Green Tomatoes, Idgie/Ruth, kisses have their own language
Fried Green Tomatoes, Idgie/Ruth, quiet
Fried Green Tomatoes, Idgie/Ruth, kisses everywhere


Fringe, Astrid/Olivia, comfort
Fringe, Astrid/Olivia, locked in
Fringe, Astrid/Olivia, skydive
Fringe, Astrid/Olivia, paperwork
Fringe, Astrid/Olivia, weird job
Fringe, Astrid/Olivia, hair
Fringe, Astrid/Olivia, guns
Fringe, Astrid/Olivia, car

Fringe: Olivia/Rachel, bruises
Fringe: Olivia/Rachel, late for dinner


Glee, April Rhodes/Emma, bad influence
Glee, April Rhodes/Emma, Drunken Mistake

Glee, April Rhodes/Sue, talent
Glee, April Rhodes/Sue, coach me
Glee, April Rhodes/Sue, delicious

Glee, Brittany/Mercedes/Quinn/Rachel/Santana/Tina, solidarity

Glee, Brittany/Quinn/Rachel/Santana, "thursday night pregame"

Glee, Brittany/Quinn/Santana, stamina

Glee, Brittany/Quinn/Santana, prom dress shopping

Glee, Brittany/Quinn, blondes have more fun

Glee, Brittany/Santana, in uniform,
Glee, Brittany/Santana, quick study
Glee, Brittany/Santana, conversation
Glee, Brittany/Santana, Cowgirl
Glee, Brittany/Santana, convincing themselves it's not gay if boys would be into it
Glee, Brittany/Santana, locker room with Sue watching/directing
Glee, Brittany/Santana, salsa dancing
Glee, Brittany/Santana, skipping class
Glee, Brittany/Santana, Make-up sex
Glee, Brittany/Santana, Toys
Glee, Brittany/Santana, Blindfolded
Glee, Brittany/Santana, Fight

Glee, Brittany/Tina, cherry chapstick
Glee, Brittany/Tina, Tasting

Glee, Emma/Rachel, when the one you love loves someone else
Glee, Emma/Rachel, all by myself

Glee, Emma/Sue, Emma will do anything if she has sterile gloves
Glee, Emma/Sue, helping Elma's illness
Glee, Emma/Sue, Set after Mash-up, "Broken hearts and all that crap",
Glee, Emma/Sue, "My name is Emma,"
Glee, Emma/Sue, sterilized strap-on
Glee, Emma/Sue, filthy
Glee, Emma/Sue, "heart heart heartbreak"
Glee, Emma/Sue, "love drunk"
Glee, Emma/Sue, practice
Glee, Emma/Sue, swing
Glee, Emma/Sue, experiment

Glee, Emma/Quinn, guidance

Glee, Emma/Terri, Anger

Glee, Emma/Tina, crush

Glee, Mercedes/Rachel, gayvention

Glee, Mercedes/Tina, April taught them well
Glee, Mercedes/Tina, blue
Glee, Mercedes/Tina, possibilities
Glee, Mercedes/Tina, duet
Glee, Mercedes/Tina, dressing room

Glee, Quinn/Rachel, voyeur!Sue!
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, beauty
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, valentine's day
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, girls are better than boys
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, next best thing,
Glee, Quinn/Rachel Christmas
Glee, Quinn/Rachel Candy
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Role-Reversal
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Amnesia
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Fever
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Electricity
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Storm
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Lonely
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Bleed
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Rain
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Fireworks
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Explode
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Patience
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Want
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Singing
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Music
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, strap-on
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, oral
Glee, Quinn/Rachel,tempo
Glee, Quinn/Rachel,cheerleader!Rachel
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, cowboy hat
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, pain
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, cross,dressing
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, role-play
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, twister
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, "I hope you're happy, I hope you're happy now,"
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, "I know it sounds crazy, but you're the only one I'd ask this of,"
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, tying a Jewish girl up to her bedposts knowing how angry her parents would be makes it even better
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Pomegranate
Glee, Quinn/Rachel Short Skirts and Heels
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, drunk!rachel, sober!quinn
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, drunk!quinn (not preggo), sober!rachel
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, late night confessions
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, rachel loves cherries
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, "tequila makes her clothes fall off"
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, before rachel can make her nightly myspace video, quinn decides they need to make a video of their own
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, "stuttering"
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, "lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off"
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, "hide and seek"
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, but I'm a cheerleader
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, repression
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, skinny dipping
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, “What the HELL did I do last night?”
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, “I can’t not have you,”
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Halloween costume
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, “I’m so confused about this,”
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, "You have no idea how not ok with it I am,"
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Ageplay
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Quinn in drag
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Strip
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Quick
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, "You have to show me how it's done"
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, rachel cooks them dinner, quinn brings 'dessert'
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, sexting
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, dreams
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, shower
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, first time
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, “I knew you didn’t really wear granny panties,”
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, backseat
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, stick shift
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, caught
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, "You're not gonna get struck by lightening, ya know?"
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Sweet 16 Party
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Help with a zipper
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Rachel breaks her arm in Footloose Live
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Someone is whipped, Whipped real good,
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Fingernails
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Spooning
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Growing Up
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Religious Affiliations
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Our Bodies Are The Guilty Ones
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, after prom
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Pregnancy is Sexy
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Rough
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, And All That Jazz
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Chocolate
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, who knew slushies could look so sexy?
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, hormones
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, make overs
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, clothes shopping
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, swimming
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, spa day
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, scary movies
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, vacation
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, dancing
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, rehearsals
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, drinking
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, spankies
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, jealousy
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, congrats on making Broadway
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, hate to love you
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, competition
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, maybe this time
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, high school reunion
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, hair pulling
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, braids
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, Shakespeare
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, leading lady
Glee, Quinn/Rachel, lying lips

Glee, Quinn/Sue, 'teachers pet'
Glee, Quinn/Sue, Cheerleading
Glee, Quinn/Sue, amends

Glee, Quinn/Tina, Lingerie
Glee, Quinn/Tina, angstpuppet

Glee, Rachel/Sue, cornered
Glee, Rachel/Sue, manipulation
Glee, Rachel/Sue, Destroying Glee

Glee, Rachel/Tina, confidence
Glee, Rachel/Tina, birthday
Glee, Rachel/Tina, practice makes perfect
Glee, Rachel/Tina, dinner and a movie
Glee, Rachel/Tina, communication

Glee, Sue/Terri, "two is better than one"

The Good Wife

The Good Wife, Alicia Florrick/Kalinda Sharma, time
The Good Wife, Alicia Florrick/Kalinda Sharma, selfish
The Good Wife, Alicia Florrick/Kalinda Sharma, beautiful
The Good Wife, Alicia Florrick/Kalinda Sharma, sexy
The Good Wife, Alicia Florrick/Kalinda Sharma, relax
The Good Wife, Alicia Florrick/Kalinda Sharma, dress up
The Good Wife, Alicia Florrick/Kalinda Sharma, dry spell
The Good Wife, Alicia Florrick/Kalinda Sharma, need
The Good Wife, Alicia Florrick/Kalinda Sharma, fingering
The Good Wife, Alicia/Kalinda, "Did he do this to you?"
The Good Wife, Alicia/Kalinda, another tradition
The Good Wife, Alicia/Kalinda, rough
The Good Wife, Alicia/Kalinda, tongue
The Good Wife, Alicia/Kalinda, celebration
The Good Wife, Alicia/Khalinda, mirrors
The Good Wife, Alicia/Khalinda, Alicia's sex tape

Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl, Blair/Georgina, mistake
Gossip Girl, Blair/Georgina, cold comfort
Gossip Girl, Blair/Georgina, trick or treat?

Gossip Girl, Blair/Jenny, benefit of experience
Gossip Girl, Blair/Jenny, learning curve

Gossip Girl, Blair/Jenny/Serena, Learning the Ropes
Gossip Girl, Blair/Jenny/Serena, Fancy Clothes

Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, Secrets
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, stealing the spotlight,
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, Queen B gets her hands dirty
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, little black dress
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, high heels
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, striptease
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, "tigerlily"
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, "starstruck"
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, "my body's a zombie for you"
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, forever
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, accident
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, permission
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, lounge
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, maturity
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, "good night another bad morning"
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, "we could burn burn"
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, "i'm sick of social graces"
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, blindfold
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, bad girl
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, An ending,
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, love
Gossip Girl, Blair/Serena, blackout drunk

Gossip Girl, Blair/Vanessa, scheming
Gossip Girl, Blair/Vanessa, Georgina

Gossip Girl, Georgina/Jenny, revenge

Gossip Girl, Georgina/Serena, "you're borin' baby when you're straight"
Gossip Girl, Georgina/Serena, oblivion
Gossip Girl, Georgina/Serena, control
Gossip Girl, Georgina/Serena, blackmail
Gossip Girl, Georgina/Serena, missed you

Gossip Girl, Jenny/Vanessa, "past praying for"
Gossip Girl, Jenny/Vanessa, "high school"
Gossip Girl, Jenny/Vanessa, Queen J

Gossip Girl, Serena/KC, powerless

Gossip Girl, Serena/Rachel, illegal

Gossip Girl, Serena/Vanessa, kindness
Gossip Girl, Serena/Vanessa, "let's share a candy apple"
Gossip Girl, Serena/Vanessa, Sneaking
Gossip Girl, Serena/Vanessa, bonding


Greek, Casey/Rebecca, true sisterhood

Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Cristina/Meredith, this never happened

Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Izzie/Meredith, competition
Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Izzie/Meredith, giggle

Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Izzie, roleplay
Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Izzie, comfort
Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Izzie, adrenalin
Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Izzie, supply closet
Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Izzie, izzie cooks in her underwear
Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Izzie, phone sex
Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Izzie, sexting
Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Izzie, there's something magical about on call rooms, not romantic just damn magical
Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Izzie, Alex wasn't the intern Addison was staring at like a hungry bear

Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Lexie/Meredith, this is crazy

Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Meredith, elevator
Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Meredith, nostalgia
Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Meredith, revenge
Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Meredith, bad idea
Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Meredith, tired
Grey's Anatomy, Addison/Meredith, don't talk

Grey's Anatomy, Callie/Arizona, Christmas Eve,
Grey's Anatomy, Callie/Arizona, Honeymoon,
Grey's Anatomy, Callie/Arizona, easy
Grey's Anatomy, Callie/Arizona, crying
Grey's Anatomy, Callie/Arizona, butternut squash
Grey's Anatomy, Callie/Arizona, temperature
Grey's Anatomy, Callie/Arizona, scrubs
Grey's Anatomy, Callie/Arizona, on call room

Grey's Anatomy, Callie/Erica, (previously Callie/Arizona), she was a cheater yet again
Grey's Anatomy, Callie/Erica, moonlight
Grey's Anatomy, Callie/Erica, "You came back,"
Grey's Anatomy, Callie/Erica, before Callie could go to Mark, Erica intercepts
Grey's Anatomy, Callie/Erica, red scrubs

Grey's Anatomy, Cristina/Erica, dominance

Grey's Anatomy, Cristina/Lexie, teasing
Grey's Anatomy, Cristina/Lexie, precision and accuracy

Grey's Anatomy, Cristina/Meredith, Loud
Grey's Anatomy, Cristina/Meredith, pillow talk
Grey's Anatomy, Cristina/Meredith, scrubs

Grey's Anatomy, Meredith/Izzie, baking
Grey's Anatomy, Meredith/Izzie, perky

Grey's Anatomy, Meredith/Lexie, wrong
Grey's Anatomy, Meredith/Lexie, understanding
Grey's Anatomy, Meredith/Lexie, soft
Grey's Anatomy, Meredith/Lexie, slow

Guiding Light

Guiding Light, Blake/Doris, prove it
Guiding Light, Blake/Doris, getting caught in your car was not a good reputation for a mayor
Guiding Light, Blake/Doris, Why hadn't she tried women sooner?

Guiding Light, Natalia/Olivia, Power
Guiding Light, Natalia/Olivia, Wedding day
Guiding Light, Natalia/Olivia, baking
Guiding Light, Natalia/Olivia, boundaries
Guiding Light, Natalia/Olivia, interruptions
Guiding Light, Natalia/Olivia, jealous and dominate Natalia
Guiding Light, Natalia/Olivia, Olivia was so whipped and everyone knew it but her
Guiding Light, Natalia/Olivia, Natalia's hormones are raging, can Olivia keep up?

Harriet the Spy

Harriet the Spy, Harriet/Marion, detention
Harriet the Spy, Harriet/Marion, secret
Harriet the Spy, Harriet/Marion, converse
Harriet the Spy, Harriet/Marion, art
Harriet the Spy, Harriet/Marion, promise
Harriet the Spy, Harriet/Marion, persuade me
Harriet the Spy, Harriet/Marion, tree house
Harriet the Spy, Harriet/Marion, ribbons
Harriet the Spy, Harriet/Marion, copycat
Harriet the Spy, Harriet/Marion, study date
Harriet the Spy, Harriet/Marion, diary

Harry Potter

Harry Potter, Astoria/Ginny, awareness

Harry Potter, Astoria/Pansy, victory

Harry Potter, Bellatrix/Hermione, the only reason Bellatrix came to the ministry was to claim what was hers and no one was going to stop her

Harry Potter, Bellatrix/Molly, when you were young

Harry Potter, Bellatrix/Trelawney, darkness

Harry Potter, Cho/Ginny, soft and sweet

Harry Potter, Cho/Hermione, wishful thinking

Harry Potter, Fleur/Gabrielle,"this can't be wrong"

Harry Potter, Fleur/Ginny, bath
Harry Potter, Fleur/Ginny, summer heat
Harry Potter, Fleur/Ginny, speaking French

Harry Potter, Fleur/Hermione, "beauty and brains with a fetish for chains"
Harry Potter, Fleur/Hermione, irresistible Veela charm
Harry Potter, Fleur/Hermione, Veela's have a heat cycle and Hermione was about first hand experience
Harry Potter, Fleur/Hermione, french accent

Harry Potter (post DH), Ginny/Hermione, match day pre game relaxation
Harry Potter (post DH), Ginny/Hermione, trying to forget the war

Harry Potter, Ginny/Luna, daydream
Harry Potter, Ginny/Luna, knees
Harry Potter, Ginny/Luna, rain

Harry Potter, Ginny/Narcissa, bite

Harry Potter, Ginny/Pansy, little black dress

Harry Potter, Hermione/Luna, goosebumps
Harry Potter, Hermione/Luna, Monty Python
Harry Potter, Hermione/Luna, textbooks

Harry Potter, Hermione/Millicent, bruise
Harry Potter, Hermione/Millicent, poetry

Harry Potter, Hermione/Pansy, anything just make sure to screw with DH epilogue lol
Harry Potter, Hermione/Pansy, it doesnt always pay to be a know it all
Harry Potter, Hermione/Pansy, the insults don't matter because in here Pansy was hers
Harry Potter, Hermione/Rita, help

Harry Potter, Lavender/Parvati, love potion

Harry Potter, Luna/Millicent, oblivious

Harry Potter, Luna/Pansy, distraction

Harry Potter, Luna/Parvati, love letter

Harry Potter, Millicent/Pansy, destroyer of worlds
Harry Potter, Millicent/Pansy, hot mess
Harry Potter, Millicent/Pansy, promise

Harry Potter, Pansy/Parvati, easy


Heroes, Angela/Ishi, a woman's touch

Heroes, Claire/Elle, can't touch
Heroes, Claire/Elle, "ssh! they'll hear you,"
Heroes, Claire/Elle, less is more
Heroes, Claire/Elle, slick
Heroes, Claire/Elle, careful
Heroes, Claire/Elle, birthday
Heroes, Claire/Elle, movie theater
Heroes, Claire/Elle, rough
Heroes, Claire/Elle, dirty talk
Heroes, Claire/Elle, A Fine Line
Heroes, Claire/Elle, Locked Up
Heroes, Claire/Elle, nails
Heroes, Claire/Elle, soap

Heroes, Claire/Gretchen, the first time
Heroes, Claire/Gretchen, "Tie me up,"
Heroes, Claire/Gretchen, dorm showers
Heroes, Claire/Gretchen, impulse

Heroes, Claire/Jackie, initiation
Heroes, Claire/Jackie, love/hate

The Hills

The Hills, Lauren/Audrina, party like a rock star

The Hills, Lauren/Heidi, the good ole days
The Hills, Lauren/Heidi, birthday cake

The Hills, Lauren/Lo, alcohol
The Hills, Lauren/Lo, caught
The Hills, Lauren/Lo, fight
The Hills, Lauren/Lo, after,hours
The Hills, Lauren/Lo, slow and sweet

High School Musical

High School Musical, Gabriella/Sharpay, ice tea from Long Island
High School Musical, Gabriella/Sharpay, Gabriella was really living up to the title of 'freaky' math girl
High School Musical, Gabriella/Sharpay, "I promise you a sure fire way to help you hit a high note," Sharpay remarked with a smirk

The Hollows

The Hollows, Ivy/Rachel, leather
The Hollows, Ivy/Rachel, trying something new
The Hollows, Ivy/Rachel, red


House, Amber/Thirteen, Hate

House, Cameron/Cuddy, An odd sort of friendship

House, Cameron/Cuddy/Thirteen, threeway

House, Cameron/Thirteen, insecure
House, Cameron/Thirteen, overtime
House, Cameron/Thirteen, strapless
House, Cameron/Thirteen, buttons
House, Cameron/Thirteen, won't scream "Thirteen!"
House, Cameron/Thirteen, no boundaries
House, Cameron/Thirteen, electricity

House, Cuddy/Amber, Hard edges,
House, Cuddy/Amber, Whatever it takes to win
House, Cuddy/Amber, Mistakes we're making
House, Cuddy/Amber, sex tape

House, Cuddy/Stacy, Guilt

House, Cuddy/Thirteen, comfort
House, Cuddy/Thirteen, dominance
House, Cuddy/Thirteen, "'Try bondage,' 'I did once, She just tied me down and whined about how hard it is to be Dean of Medicine,"
House, Cuddy/Thirteen, gay bar
House, Cuddy/Thirteen, AU, 13's a mechanic, Cuddy breaks down on a road trip
House, Cuddy/Thirteen, Punishment,

House, Thirteen/Other, scream

How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother, Lily/Robin, bored
How I Met Your Mother, Lily/Robin, just once
How I Met Your Mother, Lily/Robin, lesbian!Robin made her curious
How I Met Your Mother, Lily/Robin, Robin in drag
How I Met Your Mother, Lily/Robin, Experimentation


iCarly, Carly/Sam, bacon
iCarly, Carly/Sam, home
iCarly, Carly/Sam, dessert

Imagine Me & You

Imagine Me & You, Luce/Rachel, spectacle
Imagine Me & You, Luce/Rachel, weekend

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dee/other, sweet dee is a lesbian
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dee/other, sweet dee gets a girlfriend

Jane Austen's Book Club

Jane Austen Book Club, Allegra/Prudie, french

Jennifer's Body

Jennifer's Body, Jennifer/Needy, "Does evil make you hot, Needs?"
Jennifer's body, Jennifer/Needy, necklace
Jennifer's body, Jennifer/Needy, prove me wrong
Jennifer's body, Jennifer/Needy, wishes
Jennifer's Body, Jennifer/Needy, playing boyfriend,girlfriend
Jennifer's Body, Jennifer/Needy, blood
Jennifer's Body, Jennifer/Needy, pink fuzzy handcuffs
Jennifer's Body, Jennifer/Needy, teacher and student (roleplay)


Juno, Juno/Vanessa, Alice in Chains t-shirt

Karen Sisco

Karen Sisco, Karen/Marley, undercover
Karen Sisco, Karen/Marley, night in the museum

Kill Bill

Kill Bill, Gogo / O-Ren, honor

Kill Bill, O-Ren/Sophie, trust
Kill Bill, O-Ren/Sophie, power
Kill Bill, O-Ren/Sophie, mine

Law and Order

Law & Order: SVU, Alex/Casey, Branch's desk
Law & Order: SVU, Alex/Casey, Six degrees of seperation
Law & Order: SVU, Alex/Casey, The things you learn in law school

Law & Order: SVU, Alex/Olivia, kink
Law & Order: SVU, Alex/Olivia, argument
Law & Order: SVU, Alex/Olivia, dull ache
Law & Order: SVU, Alex/Olivia, sqaud car
Law & Order: SVU, Alex/Olivia, warm hands

Law & Order: SVU, Casey/Olivia, surprise
Law & Order: SVU, Casey/Olivia, somebody’s watching
Law & Order: SVU, Casey/Olivia, Mile High
Law & Order: SVU, Casey/Olivia, phone sex
Law & Order: SVU, Casey/Olivia, compression shorts
Law & Order: SVU, Casey/Olivia, "It's not ok"
Law & Order: SVU, Casey/Olivia, someone was so whipped
Law & Order: SVU, Casey/Olivia, sex dreams

Law & Order: Trial By Jury, Tracey/Kelly, boss

The L Word

The L Word, Alice/Helena, portal
The L Word, Alice/Helena, basketball

The L Word, Alice/Tasha, intense
The L Word, Alice/Tasha, arguing was their foreplay

The L Word, Bette/Tina, gallery
The L Word, Bette/Tina, make-up sex
The L Word, Bette/Tina, up against a wall
The L Word, Bette/Tina, jealous Bette

The L Word, Carmen/Shane, the things i love about her

The L Word, Dana/Lara, swimming pool

The L Word, Helena/Dylan Knives
The L Word, Helena/Dylan Conception

The L Word, Shane/Jenny, whipped cream
The L Word, Shane/Jenny, Christmas Eve


Lost, Claire/Juliet/Kate, no way out
Lost, Claire/Juliet/Kate, heat

Lost, Claire/Kate, forgive me
Lost, Claire/Kate, innocent

Lost, Juliet/Kate, replacement
Lost, Juliet/Kate, reconsider
Lost, Juliet/Kate, second impressions

Lost and Delirious

Lost and Delirious, Paulie/Tori, silence
Lost and delirious, Paulie/Tori, flowers
Lost and delirious, Paulie/Tori, study

Loving Annabelle

Loving annabelle, Annabelle/Simone, willing
Loving annabelle, Annabelle/Simone, memory

Mad Men

Mad Men, Betty/Francine, gossip
Mad Men, Betty/Francine, quiet
Mad Men, Betty/Francine, uncertainty
Mad Men, Betty/Francine, frightened

Mad Men, Betty/Other, forbidden
Mad Men, Betty/Other, lipstick

Mad Men, Joan/Carol, expression

Mad Men, Joan/Peggy, classy

Make It or Break It

Make It Or Break It, Kaylie/Lauren, beam

Make It Or Break It, Kelly/Payson, bedside manners
Make It Or Break It, Kelly/Payson, commercial
Make It Or Break It, Kelly/Payson, floor work

Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins, Mary/Mrs. Banks, proper
Mary Poppins, Mary/Mrs. Banks, lady

Mary Poppins, Mary/Adult Jane, loss
Mary Poppins, Mary/Adult Jane, fantastic


Matilda, Jennifer Honey(Ms. Honey)/legal!Matilda, math contest
Matilda, Jennifer Honey(Ms. Honey)/legal!Matilda, first loves

Mcleods Daughters

McLeods Daughters, Jodi/Kate, First time
McLeods Daughters, Jodi/Kate, Swimming pool
McLeods Daughters, Jodie/Kate, Breakfast
McLeods Daughters, Jodi/Kate, Sleep in
McLeods Daughters, Jodi/Kate, Spa
McLeods Daughters, Jodi/Kate, strap-ons
McLeods Daughters, Jodi/Kate, Christmas Eve
McLeods Daughters, Jodi/Kate, In the shed

McLeods Daughters, Jodi/Stevie, Drunk together

Mean Girls

Mean Girls, Cady/Gretchen, Gretchen could very easily be the Queen Bee

Mean Girls, Janis/Regina, trying again


Mercy, Sonia/Veronica, bad day


Merlin, Gwen/Morgana, "Phallus,"
Merlin, Gwen/Morgana, laughter
Merlin, Gwen/Morgana, flowers
Merlin, Gwen/Morgana, washing
Merlin, Gwen/Morgana, arthurian style toys
Merlin, Gwen/Morgana, candle
Merlin, Gwen/Morgana, lilies

Merlin, Morgana/other, anywhere but the bed
Merlin, Morgana/other, dominance & submission

Merlin, Morgana/Nimueh, stolen virginity


Monster, Aileen/Selby, sex in car
Monster, Aileen/Selby, Selby's first time

The Mummy Returns

The Mummy Returns, Anuk Su Amun/Nefertiti, games

Murder in Suburbia

Murder in Suburbia, Ash/Scribbs, elevator
Murder in Suburbia, Ash/Scribbs, beach
Murder In Suburbia, Ash/Scribbs, "Here are the rules"

The Nanny

The Nanny, CC/Fran, the bet
The Nanny, CC/Fran, that infamous thin line (between love and hate)


NCIS, Abby/Kate, drawing

NCIS, Abby/Kate/Ziva, threesome, worktime fun
NCIS, Abby/Kate/Ziva, threesome, boots (not on Abby)

NCIS, Abby/Ziva, authority
NCIS, Abby/Ziva, knife play
NCIS, Abby/Ziva, first time
NCIS, Abby/Ziva, anything you can do, I can do better
NCIS, Abby/Ziva, Abby decides she likes jealous Ziva best of all
NCIS, Abby/Ziva, Abby doesnt know how to bring up the subject of toys

NCIS, Jenny/Hollis Mann, jealousy

NCIS, Jenny/Jeanne, daddy issues

NCIS, Jenny/Ziva, tenderness
NCIS, Jenny/Ziva, bruises
NCIS, Jenny/Ziva, need

NCIS, Kate/Ziva, pride

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Neon Genesis Evangelion, Asuka/Hikari, blackout

Neon Genesis Evangelion, Asuka/Misato, mistake

Neon Genesis Evangelion, Asuka/Rei, dare
Neon Genesis Evangelion, Asuka/Rei, hurt me
Neon Genesis Evangelion, Asuka/Rei, teeth

Neon Genesis Evangelion, Hikari/Maya, normal

Neon Genesis Evangelion, Hikari/Misato, fangirl

Neon Genesis Evangelion, Maya/Ritsuko, manipulative

Neon Genesis Evangelion, Misato/Ritsuko, college

Nikki & Nora

Nikki & Nora, Nikki/Nora, Mardi Gras
Nikki & Nora, Nikki/Nora, comfy bed


Numb3rs, Amita/Liz, confusion

Numb3rs, Amita/Liz/Nikki, tangle

Numb3rs, Amita/Megan, smart

Numb3rs, Liz/Nikki, scars

Numb3rs, Megan/Terry, domesticity

Numb3rs, Nadine/Robin, loosen up

Nurse Jackie

Nurse Jackie, Eleanor/Jackie, refuge
Nurse Jackie, Eleanor/Jackie, this is ridiculous
Nurse Jackie, Eleanor/Jackie, oh what the hell

Nurse Jackie, Eleanor/Zoey, mouth
Nurse Jackie, Eleanor/Zoey, comfort
Nurse Jackie, Eleanor/Zoey, lunch together
Nurse Jackie, Eleanor/Zoey, pink scrubs
Nurse Jackie, Eleanor/Zoey, something remarkable
Nurse Jackie, Eleanor/Zoey, cookies
Nurse Jackie, Eleanor/Zoey, "Isn't God awful?"

Nurse Jackie, Jackie/Zoey, teaching

Nurse Jackie, Zoey/O'Hara, Angela
Nurse Jackie, Zoey/O'Hara, teasing

The OC

The OC, Alex/Summer, argument

The OC, Alex/Marissa, second chances

The OC, Kaitlin/Marissa, wrong
The OC, Kaitlin/Marissa, sharing

The OC, Marissa/Summer, beach
The OC, Marissa/Summer, lingerie
The OC, Marissa/Summer, girl time
The OC, Marissa/Summer, forgetting about the guys

The OC, Summer/Jodie, long term
The OC, Summer/Jodie, money
The OC, Summer/Jodie, butter
The OC, Summer/Jodie, chicken wings

The OC, Summer/Taylor, lost

The Office

The Office, Angela/Pam, God
The Office, Angela/Pam, coffee
The Office, Angela/Pam, Secret

The Office, Karen/Pam, Cheerios
The Office, Karen/Pam, ballet
The Office, Karen/Pam, emotional
The Office, Karen/Pam, at work
The Office, Karen/Pam, winter
The Office, Karen/Pam, names
The Office, Karen/Pam, sports
The Office, Karen/Pam, anal

Once and Again

Once and Again, Jessie/Katie, as if
Once and Again, Jessie/Katie, Halloween

One Tree Hill

One Tree Hill, Brooke/Haley, cheerleading
One Tree Hill, Brooke/Haley, confession

One Tree Hill, Brooke/Peyton, more than friends
One Tree Hill, Brooke/Peyton, studio
One Tree Hill, Brooke/Peyton, boy's bathroom
One Tree Hill, Brooke/Peyton, "none of that cutesy stuff"
One Tree Hill, Brooke/Peyton, "fucked inside out"
One Tree Hill, Brooke/Peyton, "you're the cheapest date ever"

One Tree Hill, Peyton/Hayley, flying
One Tree Hill, Peyton/Hayley, nightmares

One Tree Hill, Peyton/Rachel, jealousy

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Alanna: Glee;; Lea & Diannaanomalousalanna on November 2nd, 2009 08:50 pm (UTC)
[But It's Better If You Do, Glee, Quinn/Rachel, LITMFAGCHWTHCO]
“Why did you do it?”

Quinn doesn’t meet her gaze, just continues to stare down at her feet, digging her toes into the plush carpet in Rachel’s room. Her arms wrap protectively over her swollen stomach, even though Rachel’s voice isn’t really all that accusatory. She seems more curious. Quinn dares a glance up to her, taking in the brunette’s dishevelled appearance.

They had been in the middle of a very heated “study” session, Quinn’s teeth nipping at the soft skin of Rachel’s neck when Rachel had jokingly stated that she hoped the baby didn’t inherit its father’s dimwittedness. Quinn’s hands had been groping at Rachel’s breasts, her head clearly (and understandably) not on straight when she replied that that was one thing she didn’t have to worry too much about that, because at least Puck had common sense. Rachel had all but pushed Quinn off her.

“I’m not mad, Quinn, I just wanna know why you did it. With Puck. And why you told Finn he was the father.” Rachel let out a frustrated sigh at the minute of silence that followed her words. “Will you please say something? Anything that happens to be the truth would be lovely.”

Quinn had dreams – getting out of Lima had always been number one. She didn’t care what she did. But when she closed her eyes she imagined herself in a strip club. Not that she had aspirations to be a stripper, but rather, Natalie Portman. She loved Natalie Portman. From Anywhere But Here to V for Vendetta, Quinn had seen all of her movies. Her favourite, though, had always been Closer. Quinn’s lips curled into a bitter smile as she imagined Alice on the table in front of Larry. Her voice is hoarse as she repeats one of her most favourite lines of all time.

“Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.” The tears are hot as they spill down her cheeks, leaking from her clenched eyes, and she takes in a shuddering breath. She opens her eyes only to see Rachel’s face for a split second before red lips crush her own. Her tears are hastily wiped away by rough hands, before they move down her body, stopping to squeeze pert breasts.

Quinn rips her mouth away to moan, and Rachel’s lips don’t wait for a second round. Instead, they move down to bruise Quinn’s pale neck before meeting up with her hands, capturing a rose coloured nipple, her previously busy hands now moving down past her tenting stomach to rub frenziedly against the heated flesh at the blonde’s center. Quinn moaned again at the feel of Rachel’s tongue circling her nipple at the same time that her fingers brushed against her clit.

The blonde bucked her hips up as Rachel spiralled against the sensitive nerves at her entrance, before slipping in with a single digit. Quinn began to pant at the intrusion, her lungs greedy for air that wouldn’t stay in them. She reached down to yank Rachel’s lips back up to her own as another finger is added inside her, pushing against the muscles that were contracting around it.

Rachel pulled her head back as Quinn leaned up to kiss her, choosing instead to stare into hazel eyes for a long moment, before leaning down to tenderly press her lips against the ones beneath her own, fingers juxtaposing the sweet kiss by moving savagely inside of the blonde.

Quinn comes apart at the feel of Rachel’s fingers twisting inside her and her tongue gently moving along her lower lip. She cries out and moans and shakes, and when she finally starts to come down from the high that is thrumming through her body she looks over to see Rachel smiling softly at her. Her lips quirk up into a smirk when their eyes meet, and she leans in, brushing another kiss again Quinn’s mouth, before finishing Quinn’s previous sentence for her.

“But it’s better if you do.”
Kellyheart1e55m00mba on November 2nd, 2009 09:15 pm (UTC)
Re: [But It's Better If You Do, Glee, Quinn/Rachel, LITMFAGCHWTHCO]
So it took me forever to figure out what your prompt was by just looking at the abbreviation. I ended up giving up and just reading it and had a "oh duh" moment when I reached the Closer part. I love that you went in that direction. Rachel finishing the quote at the end was incredibly sweet. Lovely fic.
Alanna: Glee;; Finn and Rachelanomalousalanna on November 3rd, 2009 03:13 am (UTC)
Re: [But It's Better If You Do, Glee, Quinn/Rachel, LITMFAGCHWTHCO]
Yeah it wouldn't fit into the subject line. And for some reason the P!ATD song(s) didn't pop into my head until after I had the fic written down.

Thanks for reading!
amikana on November 2nd, 2009 11:45 pm (UTC)
Re: [But It's Better If You Do, Glee, Quinn/Rachel, LITMFAGCHWTHCO]
gorgeous :)
Alanna: Glee;; Rachelanomalousalanna on November 3rd, 2009 03:10 am (UTC)
Re: [But It's Better If You Do, Glee, Quinn/Rachel, LITMFAGCHWTHCO]
Thaaaaaaank you! :)
Sophie Barlow ftw!grdnofevrythng on November 3rd, 2009 04:13 pm (UTC)
Re: [But It's Better If You Do, Glee, Quinn/Rachel, LITMFAGCHWTHCO]
You win at life.

That's all.
Alanna: Glee;; Lea & Diannaanomalousalanna on November 3rd, 2009 04:18 pm (UTC)
Re: [But It's Better If You Do, Glee, Quinn/Rachel, LITMFAGCHWTHCO]
Fran: [Glee] Dianna/Leafran___ on November 4th, 2009 01:48 pm (UTC)
Re: [But It's Better If You Do, Glee, Quinn/Rachel, LITMFAGCHWTHCO]
Really nice how you worked the prompt into the fic. Delicious :)
This Is An Outrage!: luce/rachel cutenesssrslypau on November 4th, 2009 02:10 pm (UTC)
Re: [But It's Better If You Do, Glee, Quinn/Rachel, LITMFAGCHWTHCO]
This was awesome &hearts